I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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