I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
