I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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