Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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