I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize