Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
My penis needs a shock collar
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
