belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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