you guys were way drunker than both of me
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
