so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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