I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
