Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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