I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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