I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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