Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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