I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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