Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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