it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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