I just made out with a guy for $7.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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