Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Panties = found
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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