I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
