when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I understand Curling. That high.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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