Can Purell be used as lube?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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