how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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