Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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