and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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