it hurts more in the daytime
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I checked into jail on foursquare
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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