My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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