I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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