So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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