I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
