i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
