Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
We have started to decorate penises.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
