my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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