i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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