lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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