found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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