So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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