just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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