U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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