have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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