Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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