Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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