I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
