if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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