White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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