so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
