Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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