It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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