Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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