Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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