i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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