Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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