4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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