Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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