Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
