ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
