All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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